“Meh” on a Paper Airplane

1471802677129.jpg

you are warned! this is not a very nice review because i have found a book i didn’t enjoy. i’m just as surprised as you are because you might have noticed i’ve really only been raving about the past couple of books, but this one really through me. and surprisingly it got amazing reviews on amazon and goodreads (nothing on barns and noble yet)! granted, there are only about 20 reviews respectively, and i do try to shine light on some good points, but overall this book is not worthy of my time or kindle.

29064447

 

Kisses on a Paper Airplane by Sarah Vance-Tompkins
Published by Inkspell Publishing on May 14th 2016
Genres: Contemporary, Romance, Young Adult
Pages: 83
Version: Advanced Reader Copy
Source: Amazon // Goodreads // Barnes and Noble

Final Review 2.5 out of 5

 

__________

hannah evans is accepted into a prestigious acting school in london, england where she befriends her scandalous roommate julia. julia samples not only the english tea and country, but also the men, while hannah stays modest because she hasn’t even had her first kiss at seventeen years old. she is waiting for the most perfect moment and even more perfect boy. suddenly, hannah’s mother calls to inform her that she is now engaged and wants hannah to come back to the states, milwaukee, wisconsin to be exact, for the wedding. her new step-dad pays up and hannah flies first-class home from england, with a surprise flirt next to her.

theo callahan is a well-known british pop star with touchable red hair and an adorable accent. but he’s been hurt and is cautious about women now, however, on his way to NYC he meets a remarkable girl, someone who isn’t conventionally pretty but manages to steal his heart anyway in the first-class lounge. they get massages together and hold hands down the terminal before snuggling in for the long ride. he becomes completely taken by her, but what he doesn’t realize is that she might hurt him too.

will hannah ever get her first kiss? could it be with an international music sensation that she barely knows or recognizes at first? will theo ever truly trust a woman again? these questions are all answered in sarah vance-tompkin’s debut novella,  Kisses on a Paper Airplane.

__________

so what can i say about Kisses on a Paper Airplane? this is another advanced reader copies i received on my shelf from NetGalley, even though the book has already debuted. it doesn’t seem to be very well known yet, and on amazon, one can only buy it as a kindle edition. this could mean that the book is only available digitally–i’m not sure though about that. obviously if a book is available exclusively digitally, this could mean a few things like this is vance-tompkin’s first book, a smaller publishing agency / house, etc. etc.

i wanted to like this book very much because so far NetGalley hasn’t given me a book i didn’t like (i’ve only read one so far though), however Kisses on a Paper Airplane was simply a swing and a miss for me. vance-tompkins writing style is decent, could be improved, but really we all can, so it’s really not that that threw me. in fact, the plot line and characters seemed great and had much potential, i just felt that they weren’t expanded on enough for me. the story seemed very surface-level if that makes any sense. it’s too easy; it’s too simple; it’s too perfect for it to seem real enough for someone to escape into.

He was like a solar eclipse. You know how they say it’s dangerous to look directly at the sun during an eclipse, and yet once you do, you can’t look away? I couldn’t tear my eyes away from his perfect face (location 101 on kindle).

also there were a few displays of my biggest pet peeve’s when it comes to writing: putting in real life people and objects. there are exceptions to this rule of course, but something that has always annoyed me is when a writer uses real-life object terms such as iPhone or iPod, blu-ray player, and really anything specific enough to need the brand name. to me, this feels like a product placement plug, as if the writer is trying to be noticed by Apple and they feature her book because she mentioned their smartphone. there are many other synonyms for iPhone that one can use instead of needing to say the actual brand name: cell phone works fine, even smartphone, or simply “phone.” now it isn’t just Kisses on a Paper Airplane that does this, in fact an old favorite vampire series, House of Night, did this as well. i’m not sure why i get so turned off by it, but it really pulls me out of enjoying the book when i feel like i am reading product placement ads.

Kisses on a Paper Airplane also did this with people, specifically the british boy band, One Direction. now i loved that band just as much as any other hormone-induced fan girl that cried at their songs (admit it, you did) but that doesn’t mean that i am going to place them into my story, or even take time away from the dialogue to mention how much “i’ve cried over zayn leaving the band.” this is sloppy writing to me; it demonstrates that the author either can’t come up with anything interesting to say in their own work that they need to use outside, unrelated notes in order to meet a word count. this also makes the narrator / main character a complete replica of the writer, so much so that they are having modern day thoughts that are not going to stand the test of time. at some point the iPhone is going to become obsolete (if it isn’t already starting considering there are 7 different generations of it) as well as boy bands that are mostly already broken up anyways. by writing these objects and people that are solely pop culture references, your book is basically going to stay in this one era, it will not transfer generations.

I dug through my backpack and found my iPod…The first song [Julia chose] for me was One Direction’s The Story of My Life. I’m a Directioner all the way. Not gonna lie. The day Zayn quit, I shed more than one tear (location 307 on kindle).

finally, and this contradicts what i said in my last review of Taking the Reins, but i felt that this story wrapped up too nicely. while vance-tompkin’s writing is quite simple, i found myself skimming more than actually engaging as i was trying to just get through the story, at the same time, the story was too unrealistic for it to even make sense. it could have been the main character’s, hannah evans, dream for all we know, that’s how ludicrous it seemed. and i’ve read stories about flying wizards and dragons alongside vampires and zombies–things that are perpetually unreal seem more realistic than the characters and storyline we see here.

i wouldn’t necessarily recommend this book to my friends, other than for them to have something easy, simple, and quick to read. because as i said in the beginning, the characters and plot line could have been good and i kept turning the page hoping for that good to jump out at me, but instead it seemed trivial and unrealistic.

Fotor_147180251675378